Don’t get done for drink-driving

ALCOSENSE ELITE POCKET BREATHALYSER – £59.99 www.drinkstuff.com SO you’ve gone out, got smashed and pulled a perfect 10 – but when you wake up in the morning with a groggy head you realise she’s about a four in the cold light of day. It’s time to get her the f*** out!

But it’s possible to still be over the drink-drive limit the day after, so dropping her off is an issue.

Just breathe into the Elite breathalyser for five seconds and it will tell you whether you’re OK to drive.

It has an easy to read screen which will turn red if you’re still drunk and will even display a ‘don’t drive’ symbol if you’re colour blind.

Measuring the Blood Alcohol Content in increments of 0.01 you will know exactly how close you are to the 0.80 limit – and because it’s accurate to within 0.02 you know you can trust what it says.

It even has a built-in air flow sensor which will tell you if you’ve blown too hard or soft, a problem which can trick some other devices. It’s fool proof no matter how drunk you are!

It even cleans itself when you close it and replacement straws can be bought for only 3.99.

But remember, there’s excuse for drink-driving.