Pirate perv ghost puts the willies up psychic
A PSYCHIC has described the terrifying moment she was groped by the GHOST of a dead pirate.
Soothsayer Denise Griggs was conducting a séance with a group of people at a stately home in Manchester when she was attacked by the sea bandit’s spirit.
Introducing himself as Thomas, the ghoul – who had broken teeth and reeked of booze – began fondling the medium’s legs before moving on to other female participants.
The 47-year-old, from Crewe, Cheshire, told Chat magazine: “Suddenly, I felt a cold hand under the table, pawing at my thighs.
“‘Get off me, you filthy beggar,’ I snapped, slapping Thomas’ skeletal fingers away.
“Undeterred, the spectral sex pest made his way around the other women at the group, groping at their legs.”
With the group’s fear making the spook horny, Denise says she eventually fought him off by praying.
She added: “No way was I going to let a randy spirit get the better of me.”