LET’S GET QUIZICAL!
1. WHAT did Ukip MEP Godfrey Bloom compare Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg (right) to? Windows mobile phones? 5. HOW did Chris Fountain (right) irk his Coronation Street bosses? 6. WHERE did a ferry sink at the weekend killing 31 people? 8. WHAT’S been discovered in a field in Dorset? 9. SAUROPOD dinosaurs (below) are thought to have stiff what? 10. WHAT’S been found living in the cloud forests of Colombia and Ecuador?
1997 YEAR: THE GUESS B 10. D 9. D 8. C 7. B 6. D 5. C 4. D 3. D 2. B 1. ANSWERS:
a) Knitted smiley face covers b) Lolz cats c) YouTube d) Some ee cards a) Appearing in EastEnders b) Refusing screen snogs with Michelle Keegan c) Impersonating Norris d) An online offensive rap c) Area 51 d) Irony a) Old Twix wrappers b) Doggers c) Crisp packets d) Iron Age settlement
a) Willies b) Legs c) Tongues d) Necks
a) A brass band b) A bout of piles c) A car engine d) The Premier League a) Come in, the water’s lovely b) Get orf my land c) One lump or two? d) Frack off! a) Mexico b) Phillipines c) Gibraltar d) Arizona a) Fairies b) Aliens
a) Lord Lucan b) The olinguito carnivore c) Canoe man John Darwin d) Shergar