What the #@*! is TAT, Cheryl?
I AM still totally gobsmacked about Cheryl Cole’s new tattoo – it is one of the most hideous things I’ve ever seen!
It is absolutely horrific and I can’t believe she has done that to herself.
I mean, what the hell was she thinking getting that done?
It’s not even a nice pattern – it’s f***ing shit. And other people will be copying it to try and look like her.
I really hope she’s planning on staying thin for the rest of her life because that tattoo would look REALLY awful on a fat arse.
She is meant to be a role model for young people and yet there she is doing that.
I actually feel sorry for her because I think she will really regret it.
I keep seeing so many young girls these days covered in tattoos, with whole sleeves of tattoos up their arms and it just horrifies me.
They are so young and I really think they will regret it when they are older.
Some of the tattoos look lovely now but imagine in a few years when they want to settle down and have kids.
And lots of them say their boyfriends love them having loads of tattoos – but they are so young that the chances are they won’t be with them forever and their future boyfriends might be more mature and hate them.
I had a tattoo on my upper arm when I was just 13 years old and it is one the biggest regrets of my life so I know what I’m talking about.
I know how it feels to make such a big mistake.
Getting a tattoo was the biggest mistake of my life.
I hate it now – whenever I wear a dress it is there sticking out like a big horrible eyesore.
Over the past few years I have spent loads on trying to get rid of it but it won’t go away.
And I have to say the removal treatment is horrific – it is the worst pain I have ever experienced in my life.
It is literally like someone is putting a hot poker on your skin and all you can smell is burning flesh.
Plus it costs a fortune. I am thinking I might train as a tattoo removal specialist – that’s where the big bucks will be in years to come when all these young people grow up and realise what a massive mistake they have made.
I really don’t think Cheryl has thought this bum tattoo through properly. I mean, it is absolutely huge!
She says it’s fine because it is on her bum so no-one will see it but imagine when she has kids and they start asking her what she’s got on her bum.
And what if she ever goes to a posh hotel with her kids and wants to go swimming and there she is in her bikini with this hideous tattoo sticking out of the bottom?
I would never do that to my bum. I like my bum the way it is – the way bums have been since the beginning of time!