AND KEELEY HAWES: ME AND MY BISEXUALITY!
TWO randy footie fans showed their team how to score – by HAVING SEX on the pitch!
The couple watched Danish giants Brondby fail to rise to the occasion in Sunday’s 0-0 draw with Randers.
They then took to the field to romp near the centre circle before being thrown out by security staff.
The lovers now face fines as high as £1,000 each.
Copenhagen-based Brondby are Denmark’s biggest club, producing soccer stars such as Liverpool defender Daniel Agger, Swansea boss Michael Laudrup and Manchester United legend Peter Schmeichel.
Brondby press officer Mikkel Davidsen photographed the saucy couple and posted the pic on Twitter.
“A good game, but crestfallen about the 0-0 draw and the many wasted chances,” Davidsen said.
“But the couple who banged in the centre circle after the game helped the mood.
“Our security chief interrupted them, and told them to put their clothes back on and leave. “It was crazy! “They can now look forward to fines of 10,000 krone (£1,152) apiece.”