‘MENTAL WELL-BEING’ LINKED TO ORAL SEX
IT’S not a blow JOB... it’s a blow TREAT!
That’s according to a new survey which claims that giving oral sex actually makes women HAPPY.
Science types from the University of New York polled 293 women about their sexual habits and discovered that women who give regular noshes have a rosier outlook on life.
Semen contains cortisol, which promotes feelings of affection, and serotonin, a natural antidepressant.
And receiving a regular dose of manjuice is good for ‘mental wellbeing’, say the egg-heads.
Rebecca Burch, one of the project’s leaders, commented on her findings: “It’s only advisable in a long-term relationship, as people need to be wary of who their sexual partners are and to think of their sexual health.
“But semen does have positive effects, and oral sex is still the preferred method of transferral to your body’s system, because more of the positive chemicals will be absorbed.”
The new study isn’t the first to suggest that swallowing jizz is good for a woman.
Foreign cosmetic companies make moisturisers from sperm, because it is considered as a powerful antioxidant, has sulphur content which can smooth the skin, and zinc which is useful as an acne remedy.
Sperm also has a high concentration of the vitamin B12, which is said to increase energy and sharpen your senses. Man muck is also crammed with vitamin C, which encourages the growth of the protein chains.
A high calcium content in sperm is said to be good for the formation of bones and teeth, and for maintenance of muscle and nerve function.
Fructose and Uric Acid in sperm helps to digest the sugar in the body – useful as a diabetes prevention.
In a recent survey 55 per cent of women found oral sex “very normal”, 32 per cent found it “all right”, nine per cent found it “kinky”, four per cent found it “unusual”, and one per cent didn’t realise there was any other kind!
citizens consider themselves to have a ‘high sex drive’.