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EVER YOUR ACE-EST TELLY GUIDE NEW AL­BERT SQUARE BABE TOP­LESS!

Midweek Sport - - NEWS - By JUSTIN DUNN

IT’S the ques­tion that hangs up there with “Is there a God?” and “Do aliens ex­ist?”: “How the F**K does Billy Mitchell ever man­age to pull birds?”

Be­cause the rat-faced Al­bert Square loser lands him­self yet AN­OTHER de­cent look­ing bird this week in the shape of EastEnders new­comer Liz May Brice.

Liz, 37, plays Billy’s new other half Tara – al­though if the script runs to form she’s bound to end up killing her­self, killing some­one else, giv­ing birth to a dis­abled kid or do­ing a run­ner with some­one with a brain.

If you know her face it’s be­cause she played Pat Ker­ri­gan, the last “top dog” in fic­tional Larkhall prison in Bad Girls be­fore the se­ries was scrapped in 2006.

And if you recog­nise her BOOBS it’s be­cause she went to­tally NAKED for a soak­ing wet shower scene in the 2000 sci-fi flick Fortress 2: Re-En­try.

Don’t ex­pect lovely Liz to stick around in Wal­ford for too long, though. Last week she tweeted to a fan: “I’m only do­ing a lit­tle stint.”

An EastEnders source said: “It’s great to have to such a ver­sa­tile ac­tress with an im­pres­sive CV to her name on board here in Al­bert Square.”

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