ALL THE TV LISTINGS FOR WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY - PAGES 50-53
EVER YOUR ACE-EST TELLY GUIDE NEW ALBERT SQUARE BABE TOPLESS!
IT’S the question that hangs up there with “Is there a God?” and “Do aliens exist?”: “How the F**K does Billy Mitchell ever manage to pull birds?”
Because the rat-faced Albert Square loser lands himself yet ANOTHER decent looking bird this week in the shape of EastEnders newcomer Liz May Brice.
Liz, 37, plays Billy’s new other half Tara – although if the script runs to form she’s bound to end up killing herself, killing someone else, giving birth to a disabled kid or doing a runner with someone with a brain.
If you know her face it’s because she played Pat Kerrigan, the last “top dog” in fictional Larkhall prison in Bad Girls before the series was scrapped in 2006.
And if you recognise her BOOBS it’s because she went totally NAKED for a soaking wet shower scene in the 2000 sci-fi flick Fortress 2: Re-Entry.
Don’t expect lovely Liz to stick around in Walford for too long, though. Last week she tweeted to a fan: “I’m only doing a little stint.”
An EastEnders source said: “It’s great to have to such a versatile actress with an impressive CV to her name on board here in Albert Square.”