DON’T YOU JUST HATE TRANS­FER DEAD­LINE DAY?

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FIVE days to go. The teeth of Jim White

gleam in readi­ness. Scal­lies source traf­fic cones ready to photo bomb TV re­por ts from des­o­late car parks of foot­ball grounds. Spotty nerds scat­ter bomb the In­ter­net with “ru­mours”, pre­tend­ing to be “in the know”.

Yes, folks, it’s nearly time for the trans­fer win­dow to ‘slam shut’. And when it does, I’ll be right be­hind the f***ing thing with a ham­mer and nails.

When did the need for a club to buy play­ers by­pass EV­ERY­THING else in the game?

Posh pa­pers now em­ploy a jour­nal­ist to sit there ALL DAY typ­ing out the noth­ing­ness of the win­dow. This might have hap­pened. This hasn’t. This could. This should. Some bloke on Twit­ter reck­ons this.

WHO’S AR­SED?

STALE­MATE: Moyes and Mour­inho

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