DON’T YOU JUST HATE TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY?
FIVE days to go. The teeth of Jim White
gleam in readiness. Scallies source traffic cones ready to photo bomb TV repor ts from desolate car parks of football grounds. Spotty nerds scatter bomb the Internet with “rumours”, pretending to be “in the know”.
Yes, folks, it’s nearly time for the transfer window to ‘slam shut’. And when it does, I’ll be right behind the f***ing thing with a hammer and nails.
When did the need for a club to buy players bypass EVERYTHING else in the game?
Posh papers now employ a journalist to sit there ALL DAY typing out the nothingness of the window. This might have happened. This hasn’t. This could. This should. Some bloke on Twitter reckons this.
STALEMATE: Moyes and Mourinho