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your pants down and RIMMED you while you were giv­ing the award out on stage… PRITCHARD: Yeah. Dain­ton was hav­ing a piss... and when he came back on­stage to present the award she f**king snogged him. Right after rim­ming me!

I nearly shit my­self. DAIN­TON: She didn’t snog me! PRITCHARD: She f**king did. She kissed you with her shitty lips. Then I f**ked that bird on­stage with a bot­tle. Great night.

YOU LOT ARE FA­MOUS FOR YOUR EYE-WA­TER­ING STUNTS. WHAT’S THE MOST PAINFUL?

PRITCHARD: Get­ting shot at point blank range in Prague wasn’t a clever one, was it? All I had on was a bul­let­proof vest but it was live f**king am­mu­ni­tion. It blew me off my feet! I hit the deck. But the cam­era that was film­ing me wasn’t even record­ing so they asked us to do it again! I was like, ‘F**k no!’ DAIN­TON: When we filmed the sec­ond se­ries we re­ally tried to up the ante be­cause the first one was so hard­core.

And I ended up ba­si­cally ex­plod­ing my dick in this stunt. Don’t ask me why I did it, but it was a laugh.

I bought this bam­boo stick and at­tached draw­ing pins to it, then stretched it and let it snap back straight onto my cock.

I burst a vein in my knob and I had this f**king mar­ble-sized blood bub­ble… I hon­estly thought it had ex­ploded. It was so scary and f**king hurt like you wouldn’t be­lieve. I had f**king two bel­lends on one dick. The scene ac­tu­ally got banned from TV in the end, they ab­so­lutely re­fused to show it.

ANY­THING ELSE GET BANNED FROM TV?

f**king PRITCHARD: Yeah. I got a load of sand­pa­per and made, like, a rac­ing track out of it. Then I sat my bare ass down with my feet up in the air while Dain­ton f**king dragged me across from one end to the other.

My arse was ripped – red raw and bleed­ing. Then, the bas­tard, he put salt and vine­gar on my cheeks. It was sup­posed to go on Dirty Sanchez but somebody got wind of it and banned it. DAIN­TON: That was gnarly! PRITCHARD: The state of my arse... I ac­tu­ally stuck to the sheets that night. I had to lit­er­ally tear off a mas­sive scab to get out of bed. I said to my­self, ‘I’m not f**king do­ing that again…’

Turns out I did it THREE more times for the stage show – in­clud­ing at Read­ing fes­ti­val. I’ll never learn, man.

YOUR LIVE SHOWS SOUND IN­SANE!

DAIN­TON: When we started, it was hon­estly like be­ing a rock star.

When you’re on TV, you don’t re­ally no­tice the fame so much. But when you’re on­stage in front of thou­sands of fans, you just con­nect and it feels amaz­ing. It’s the best drug on the planet. You can’t ex­plain it. PRITCHARD: And this was back in the days where we lit­er­ally had no ‘off ’ switch. We would come off stage look­ing like we’d been in a car crash.

We would hit our­selves with bull­whips and the pain was so bad you couldn’t even scream.

Dirty Sanchez boys bat­tered the liv­ing shit out of one another. Look­ing back, I think it’s a lit­tle bit wrong! DAIN­TON: It was good fun, man, good times.

ANYOTHERCRAZYLIVESTUNTS?

DAIN­TON: Joyce used to drink Stella en­e­mas – that’s beer fil­tered through Pritchard’s bow­els and sucked out his arse.

We were three days into a UK tour and had to call a doc­tor to the bus to check out Joyce be­cause his throat had com­pletely swollen up. We thought it was from drink­ing pints of beer en­ema!

The doc­tor was like, ‘So, what have you been do­ing?’ Joyce said: ‘I’ve been drink­ing pints of beer that’s been com­ing out of his arse…’ PRITCHARD: And he looked at him like he was f**king stupid! DAIN­TON: He said, ‘Come on now, what have you re­ally been do­ing?’ It was hi­lar­i­ous!

ONE OF YOUR MOST FA­MOUS STUNTS IN­VOLVED YOU PRE­TEND­ING THAT PRITCHARD BROKE A WORLD RECORD...

PRITCHARD: That was dur­ing Dirty Sanchez The Movie. I’ve al­ways wanted to be in the

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