your pants down and RIMMED you while you were giving the award out on stage… PRITCHARD: Yeah. Dainton was having a piss... and when he came back onstage to present the award she f**king snogged him. Right after rimming me!
I nearly shit myself. DAINTON: She didn’t snog me! PRITCHARD: She f**king did. She kissed you with her shitty lips. Then I f**ked that bird onstage with a bottle. Great night.
YOU LOT ARE FAMOUS FOR YOUR EYE-WATERING STUNTS. WHAT’S THE MOST PAINFUL?
PRITCHARD: Getting shot at point blank range in Prague wasn’t a clever one, was it? All I had on was a bulletproof vest but it was live f**king ammunition. It blew me off my feet! I hit the deck. But the camera that was filming me wasn’t even recording so they asked us to do it again! I was like, ‘F**k no!’ DAINTON: When we filmed the second series we really tried to up the ante because the first one was so hardcore.
And I ended up basically exploding my dick in this stunt. Don’t ask me why I did it, but it was a laugh.
I bought this bamboo stick and attached drawing pins to it, then stretched it and let it snap back straight onto my cock.
I burst a vein in my knob and I had this f**king marble-sized blood bubble… I honestly thought it had exploded. It was so scary and f**king hurt like you wouldn’t believe. I had f**king two bellends on one dick. The scene actually got banned from TV in the end, they absolutely refused to show it.
ANYTHING ELSE GET BANNED FROM TV?
f**king PRITCHARD: Yeah. I got a load of sandpaper and made, like, a racing track out of it. Then I sat my bare ass down with my feet up in the air while Dainton f**king dragged me across from one end to the other.
My arse was ripped – red raw and bleeding. Then, the bastard, he put salt and vinegar on my cheeks. It was supposed to go on Dirty Sanchez but somebody got wind of it and banned it. DAINTON: That was gnarly! PRITCHARD: The state of my arse... I actually stuck to the sheets that night. I had to literally tear off a massive scab to get out of bed. I said to myself, ‘I’m not f**king doing that again…’
Turns out I did it THREE more times for the stage show – including at Reading festival. I’ll never learn, man.
YOUR LIVE SHOWS SOUND INSANE!
DAINTON: When we started, it was honestly like being a rock star.
When you’re on TV, you don’t really notice the fame so much. But when you’re onstage in front of thousands of fans, you just connect and it feels amazing. It’s the best drug on the planet. You can’t explain it. PRITCHARD: And this was back in the days where we literally had no ‘off ’ switch. We would come off stage looking like we’d been in a car crash.
We would hit ourselves with bullwhips and the pain was so bad you couldn’t even scream.
Dirty Sanchez boys battered the living shit out of one another. Looking back, I think it’s a little bit wrong! DAINTON: It was good fun, man, good times.
DAINTON: Joyce used to drink Stella enemas – that’s beer filtered through Pritchard’s bowels and sucked out his arse.
We were three days into a UK tour and had to call a doctor to the bus to check out Joyce because his throat had completely swollen up. We thought it was from drinking pints of beer enema!
The doctor was like, ‘So, what have you been doing?’ Joyce said: ‘I’ve been drinking pints of beer that’s been coming out of his arse…’ PRITCHARD: And he looked at him like he was f**king stupid! DAINTON: He said, ‘Come on now, what have you really been doing?’ It was hilarious!
ONE OF YOUR MOST FAMOUS STUNTS INVOLVED YOU PRETENDING THAT PRITCHARD BROKE A WORLD RECORD...
PRITCHARD: That was during Dirty Sanchez The Movie. I’ve always wanted to be in the