OF DIRTY SANCHEZ… Shot, beer en­e­mas, ar­ses ripped raw and ex­plod­ing dicks… we were like rock stars!

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Guin­ness Book of World Records so I asked if there’s a record for be­ing hit with paint­balls, and some­one on the crew said, ‘Yeah there is. It’s 102’. So I thought, ‘I’ll f**king beat that!’

When it came round to shoot­ing, there was the Guin­ness of­fi­cial there, a health and safety guy. We had to sign proper pa­per­work and ev­ery­thing. I re­ally be­lieved it.

So I stood there and got bat­tered by 103 paint­balls. I was in a right state. A few weeks later this f**king bean­head bas­tard here told me there was no such f**king record! And this was after I told all my friends, my mother, every­body. DAIN­TON: The movie was f**king funny, man. Pritch also got his dick tat­tooed with ‘I Love Dain­ton’ in Thai­land. He was like, ‘I’ve got some­thing to tell you...’ PRITCHARD: The thing is, ev­ery time I have a wank now, Dain­ton name just gets big­ger on my cock. He was f**king suck­ing it last night!

AP­PAR­ENTLY THE DAILY MAIL CALLED FOR YOUR 2006 MOVIE TO BE BANNED...

DAIN­TON: It was just a big joke on MTV. They were pay­ing us to make a film and we trav­elled around the world just go­ing nuts. It was f**king bizarre, to be hon­est. PRITCHARD: Don’t get me wrong, it wasn’t all good. Get­ting ar­rested in Rus­sia was f**king shit... DAIN­TON: We were film­ing out­side the Krem­lin on G8 sum­mit day dressed as Rus­sian gen­er­als. The Pres­i­dent’s guards ar­rested us, not the po­lice. They came up in a big truck and chucked us in the back, scream­ing at us in Rus­sian.

I thought we were never go­ing to see the light of day again. It was f**king scary. PRITCHARD: That was un­be­liev­able. As soon as they let us go we rushed to the air­port and I was like, ‘I’m not go­ing to f**king cel­e­brate un­til I’m back in Bri­tain’.

ANY­THING YOU’VE RE­FUSED TO DO ON CAM­ERA?

PRITCHARD: Bum one another.

RE­ALLY?

DAIN­TON: Not be­ing ho­mo­pho­bic but he’s just not bum­ming me, that’s it. PRITCHARD: MTV would have loved to see that! DAIN­TON: To be fair, we’ve done worse. Dur­ing the last sea­son for MTV, we were in Ja­pan and went to this sketchy lit­tle f**king brothel. We didn’t re­alise at first but it was a fetish place where blokes go to get scat­ted on.

For the show we were trav­el­ling around the world try­ing out dif­fer­ent weird ex­pe­ri­ences – and I had a Ja­panese woman shit on my face. Great. PRITCHARD: That cost me a for­tune ac­tu­ally but it was a great laugh watch­ing him get pissed and shit on by a fat Ja­panese bird. F**king bril­liant! DAIN­TON: The worst part was hav­ing Pritchard next to me giv­ing the most de­tailed f**king de­scrip­tion of what was go­ing on.

‘Oh, I can see the tur­tles head pok­ing out!’, ‘Fuck me, it’s a like a big tree branch com­ing out of her arse!’

I had my eyes closed the whole time and just felt her shit hit me in the face, roll down my chin and onto my chest while this prick laughed!

THE SHOW WAS OF­TEN COM­PARED TO DID YOU MEET THEM?

DAIN­TON: Yeah, we met a few of them. Bam, Preston, Steve-O… PRITCHARD: Bam came and in­tro­duced him­self to me! We didn’t meet Knoxville though. DAIN­TON: A guy called Dave Carnie, who ba­si­cally started Jack­ass, wrote a piece about us for U.S. skate mag­a­zine Big Brother. It was a re­view of our orig­i­nal skate video Pritchard Vs Dain­ton.

He said, ‘I love th­ese filthy bas­tards and they’ve made hands down the best skate video I’ve seen in a long time!’

And that was one of the orig­i­nal Jack­ass guys giv­ing us props in a ma­jor Amer­i­can mag be­fore Jack­ass had even started. PRITCHARD: Hence why he didn’t have a job in Jack­ass! PRE-OR­DER the boys’ out­ra­geous doc­u­men­tary

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STUPID STUNTS: But Dain­ton ( and Pritchard (

would stop at noth­ing

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