OF DIRTY SANCHEZ… Shot, beer enemas, arses ripped raw and exploding dicks… we were like rock stars!
Guinness Book of World Records so I asked if there’s a record for being hit with paintballs, and someone on the crew said, ‘Yeah there is. It’s 102’. So I thought, ‘I’ll f**king beat that!’
When it came round to shooting, there was the Guinness official there, a health and safety guy. We had to sign proper paperwork and everything. I really believed it.
So I stood there and got battered by 103 paintballs. I was in a right state. A few weeks later this f**king beanhead bastard here told me there was no such f**king record! And this was after I told all my friends, my mother, everybody. DAINTON: The movie was f**king funny, man. Pritch also got his dick tattooed with ‘I Love Dainton’ in Thailand. He was like, ‘I’ve got something to tell you...’ PRITCHARD: The thing is, every time I have a wank now, Dainton name just gets bigger on my cock. He was f**king sucking it last night!
APPARENTLY THE DAILY MAIL CALLED FOR YOUR 2006 MOVIE TO BE BANNED...
DAINTON: It was just a big joke on MTV. They were paying us to make a film and we travelled around the world just going nuts. It was f**king bizarre, to be honest. PRITCHARD: Don’t get me wrong, it wasn’t all good. Getting arrested in Russia was f**king shit... DAINTON: We were filming outside the Kremlin on G8 summit day dressed as Russian generals. The President’s guards arrested us, not the police. They came up in a big truck and chucked us in the back, screaming at us in Russian.
I thought we were never going to see the light of day again. It was f**king scary. PRITCHARD: That was unbelievable. As soon as they let us go we rushed to the airport and I was like, ‘I’m not going to f**king celebrate until I’m back in Britain’.
ANYTHING YOU’VE REFUSED TO DO ON CAMERA?
PRITCHARD: Bum one another.
DAINTON: Not being homophobic but he’s just not bumming me, that’s it. PRITCHARD: MTV would have loved to see that! DAINTON: To be fair, we’ve done worse. During the last season for MTV, we were in Japan and went to this sketchy little f**king brothel. We didn’t realise at first but it was a fetish place where blokes go to get scatted on.
For the show we were travelling around the world trying out different weird experiences – and I had a Japanese woman shit on my face. Great. PRITCHARD: That cost me a fortune actually but it was a great laugh watching him get pissed and shit on by a fat Japanese bird. F**king brilliant! DAINTON: The worst part was having Pritchard next to me giving the most detailed f**king description of what was going on.
‘Oh, I can see the turtles head poking out!’, ‘Fuck me, it’s a like a big tree branch coming out of her arse!’
I had my eyes closed the whole time and just felt her shit hit me in the face, roll down my chin and onto my chest while this prick laughed!
THE SHOW WAS OFTEN COMPARED TO DID YOU MEET THEM?
DAINTON: Yeah, we met a few of them. Bam, Preston, Steve-O… PRITCHARD: Bam came and introduced himself to me! We didn’t meet Knoxville though. DAINTON: A guy called Dave Carnie, who basically started Jackass, wrote a piece about us for U.S. skate magazine Big Brother. It was a review of our original skate video Pritchard Vs Dainton.
He said, ‘I love these filthy bastards and they’ve made hands down the best skate video I’ve seen in a long time!’
And that was one of the original Jackass guys giving us props in a major American mag before Jackass had even started. PRITCHARD: Hence why he didn’t have a job in Jackass! PRE-ORDER the boys’ outrageous documentary
STUPID STUNTS: But Dainton ( and Pritchard (
would stop at nothing