“I can definitely relate to the stuff about pets interrupting your sex life – that happens to me all the time!
I’ve got a little Pug called George who just loves walking in on me with a guy… and sometimes when I’m having a little fun on my own, too. It freaks me out!
I look up and he’s sitting there at the end of the bed with a puzzled look on his little face. It kills my mood so quickly.
I have to lock George downstairs because he’ll just sit and bark outside the door. It’s like he KNOWS what we’re doing, and he’s jealous of someone lavishing me with sloppy kisses.”