A puppy will get you pussy

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OWN­ING a dog is the best way to pull a woman, say sex ex­perts.

Nookie boffins have come up with a list of what men can do to im­prove their chances of scor­ing with the op­po­site sex – and pet­ting a pooch will get you straight to her pussy.

Cal­i­for­nia-based bonk au­thor Dakota Snow ex­plains: “Own­ing a dog is highly ef­fec­tive.

“Ca­nine cute­ness is con­ta­gious and can rub off on the owner, given he’s loving and at­ten­tive to his pup.”

Sec­ond in her list is to be a DAD – “adorable” kids be­ing an at­trac­tion to fer­tile women.

Flaunt­ing a univer­sity ed­u­ca­tion is a must, while another fool­proof method is to EM­PLOY her.

She adds: “Be her boss and she’ll be ever in your debt. De­pend­ing on how hot you are.”

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