A puppy will get you pussy
OWNING a dog is the best way to pull a woman, say sex experts.
Nookie boffins have come up with a list of what men can do to improve their chances of scoring with the opposite sex – and petting a pooch will get you straight to her pussy.
California-based bonk author Dakota Snow explains: “Owning a dog is highly effective.
“Canine cuteness is contagious and can rub off on the owner, given he’s loving and attentive to his pup.”
Second in her list is to be a DAD – “adorable” kids being an attraction to fertile women.
Flaunting a university education is a must, while another foolproof method is to EMPLOY her.
She adds: “Be her boss and she’ll be ever in your debt. Depending on how hot you are.”