THE wife was sitting on my face the other day while I was licking her out and she tasted very different.
She’s usually quite delicious down there and I wondered what was going on.
It got me thinking about how it’s said a man can alter the taste of his spunk by what he usually eats.
For instance, eating loads and loads of grapefruit gives it an extra fruity zest.
So I asked the wife what she’d been scoffing and she said she was on a new diet where all you eat is boiled eggs. Do you think that would explain it?