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with my missus and was thinking of leaving her – and she seemed to understand when I mentioned the meat paste sandwiches.
Anyway, she quickly knocked back a couple of glasses of plonk and then she shocked me by reaching across under the table and unzipping my fly.
Soon she was giving my little soldier a lovely wank – and fortunately the long tablecoth hid her activity from view.
We were both so turned on that we quickly ate our meal and returned to the car.
I drove to a quiet lay-by nearby. Within seconds, I got her skirt up and her knickers and tights down as I probed her moist clit with my fingers.
Then she whipped my cock out and I climbed on top to give her a really good shafting, which ended with her screaming in ecstasy as we climaxed together.
After that, neither of us fancied going back to work, so I rang in on the mobile and told my boss we’d be out for the rest of the day.
Then I drove as fast as I could back to her place.
Once she’d undressed me in her bedroom, she got down on all fours and began giving me the best nosh I’ve ever experienced.
I was ready for an afternoon of furious f**king, but she jumped up and told me to wait.
She nipped down to the kitchen and came back with a jar of something that she began smearing on my knob.
The smell was unmistakable – meat paste!
I jumped up and began screaming at her – and that brought our passionate encounter to a sudden conclusion.
Can you suggest a way to make it up with her?
have nothing to be ashamed AS you were all drunk, you
be a repeat performance. of. Let them know there won’t
CLEAN your own windows.
Look, it says here on the rota
that it’s YOUR turn to scrub in
here You mean like
this? Well so have I! (SIGH) I tell you what Jadviga, how about you toss me
(GULP!) This isn’t the kind of TOSS I meant! Jeez, whatta grip!
But is, how you say? Not fair! I clean in here already this week – is got to be your turn!
AH! Okay! Now we have ze, how you say? HOT SEX! Jump off a minute, I’m lying on a kidney dish! SEX in the workplace causes no end of pr oblems…not least when your boss walks in.