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FORGET the six pack – if you want to get into a girl’s knickers cultivate a BEER BELLY instead.
That’s the sensational advice from one of the world’s best-respected sex experts, who has unleashed her top 15 list of things ‘every man must know about nookie in 2014’.
Brunette telly host and author Tracey Cox, 53, shot to fame fronting Channel 4 shows The Sex Inspectors and The Sex Box.
And now she’s unleashed her fool-proof guide to what women REALLY want.
Starting with our guts, she says: “Your six pack could put her off, not turn her on.
“Three in four British women say they prefer more flab, less ab. Your discipline highlights her lack of it, making her feel totally self-conscious when she’s naked.
“But don’t think she doesn’t care what shape you’re in.
“Studies tracking eye movement show women give men the once-over physically just as much as men do to women.”
Second in Tracey’s run down is to ALWAYS trim your pubes.
She adds: “The first thing she’ll look at when she first sees you naked is your penis.
“And she sees everything: those raggedy toenails, grey pants, unruly pubic hair.
“So be tidy.”
“The one tip I’d give men is to ALWAYS try to work out what mood I’m in before trying to woo me with your manhood.
Yes, one day I might be up for swinging from the chandeliers and doing it all over the house – but another day I might be too tired for bedroom acrobatics.
Guys need to read the tell-tale signs and act accordingly. If I’m a little sleepy, give me a cuddle and a kiss for 10 minutes. Then give me a nice massage on the sofa, before taking off my knickers and
spooning me from behind.”