Strip search is a bummer for dumb druggie
A BUNGLING criminal is facing jail this week, after police found 49 bags of crack up his ARSE!
According to reports, police were tipped off that Michael Ford, 30, was selling crack cocaine at the side of the road.
At about 5:30pm on Saturday, they arrested him before taking him to the local station for questioning.
After finding a small bag of the Class A drug – as well as a small bag of weed – they decided to perform a strip search, which was when they made they made the grisly brown discovery.
Ford, a well-known drug user in Stamford, Connecticut, had somehow jammed 49 bags of the narcotic up his poop chute!
The would-be dealer was charged with possession of Class A narcotics, possession of narcotics with intent to sell and possession of marijuana.
He is currently being held by police waiting for a £5,000 bail.