Strip search is a bum­mer for dumb drug­gie

Midweek Sport - - NEWS -

A BUNGLING crim­i­nal is fac­ing jail this week, after po­lice found 49 bags of crack up his ARSE!

Ac­cord­ing to re­ports, po­lice were tipped off that Michael Ford, 30, was sell­ing crack co­caine at the side of the road.

At about 5:30pm on Satur­day, they ar­rested him be­fore tak­ing him to the lo­cal sta­tion for ques­tion­ing.

After find­ing a small bag of the Class A drug – as well as a small bag of weed – they de­cided to per­form a strip search, which was when they made they made the grisly brown dis­cov­ery.

Ford, a well-known drug user in Stam­ford, Con­necti­cut, had some­how jammed 49 bags of the nar­cotic up his poop chute!

The would-be dealer was charged with pos­ses­sion of Class A nar­cotics, pos­ses­sion of nar­cotics with in­tent to sell and pos­ses­sion of mar­i­juana.

He is cur­rently be­ing held by po­lice wait­ing for a £5,000 bail.

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