Herd the one about the aliens and the cat­tle?

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FARM­ERS are blam­ing evil EXTRATERRESTRIALS for a spate of grue­some cat­tle mu­ti­la­tions.

The an­i­mals have been dis­cov­ered in sep­a­rate fields with ev­i­dence of “post­mortem” in­juries that have left ex­perts com­pletely baf­fled.

And bovine tin­ker­ing has long been a trade­mark of lit­tle green men from outer space.

Daggett County sher­iff’s spoke­woman Susie Pot­ter said the in­ci­dents in Utah were a cause for con­cern.

She added: “All of the cows have shown ev­i­dence of post­mortem mu­ti­la­tion, lead­ing law en­force­ment to sus­pect foul play.

“The mu­ti­la­tion was def­i­nitely not caused by a preda­tor – like a moun­tain lion or a coy­ote.”

One lo­cal farmer, who did not wish to be named, said he’d seen “mys­te­ri­ous lights” in the sky in the days lead­ing up to the at­tack.

He said: “I’m to­tally con­vinced that aliens are to blame.”

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