Man has sex with 700 cars

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THIS Morn­ing host Amanda Holden was DRIVEN to hys­ter­ics after in­ter­view­ing a man who claims to have had sex with 700 CARS!

The as­ton­ished telly pre­sen­ter chat­ted to 63-year-old Ed­ward Smith, who reck­ons he lost his vir­gin­ity to a VW Bee­tle.

And Amanda, 43, couldn’t re­sist tak­ing the piss on Twit­ter, writ­ing: “On now, the man who has sex with cars! #rearended.”

Mechaphile Smith re­vealed that a neigh­bour’s ve­hi­cle first got his en­gine revving at 15.

He said: “I got tempted one night to just step out­side and gen­tly ca­ress a car. And it did some­thing for me, it woke some­thing up inside me.”

When he’s wheelie tuned on, Ed­ward gets straight down to wank­ing “with the car, by the car – next to it.”

Mean­while Smith, from Wash­ing­ton state, US, says he’s in a fully-blown re­la­tion­ship with “Vanilla” – another Bee­tle.

He added: “There’s a deep, very deep love – I wouldn’t want any­thing to sep­a­rate us.”

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