Man has sex with 700 cars
THIS Morning host Amanda Holden was DRIVEN to hysterics after interviewing a man who claims to have had sex with 700 CARS!
The astonished telly presenter chatted to 63-year-old Edward Smith, who reckons he lost his virginity to a VW Beetle.
And Amanda, 43, couldn’t resist taking the piss on Twitter, writing: “On now, the man who has sex with cars! #rearended.”
Mechaphile Smith revealed that a neighbour’s vehicle first got his engine revving at 15.
He said: “I got tempted one night to just step outside and gently caress a car. And it did something for me, it woke something up inside me.”
When he’s wheelie tuned on, Edward gets straight down to wanking “with the car, by the car – next to it.”
Meanwhile Smith, from Washington state, US, says he’s in a fully-blown relationship with “Vanilla” – another Beetle.
He added: “There’s a deep, very deep love – I wouldn’t want anything to separate us.”