Or­gasm aid set to give mul­ti­ple joy

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“They sur­round the cells, coagulating them so that vi­tal food glu­cose can’t be ab­sorbed and re­mains in the blood, rais­ing blood sugar and low­er­ing libido.

“The fats clog ven­tri­cles, re­duc­ing oxy­gen to sex­ual or­gans, and pre­vent the spleen from pro­duc­ing enough white blood cells, so eggs and sperm have dif­fi­culty mul­ti­ply­ing.”

Mean­while, it’s also a load of bol­locks that OYS­TERS make you horny.

Dr Cle­ment added: “Oys­ters have been dubbed as the king of libido boost­ers, but don’t buy into all the hype.

“Oys­ters are a well-known source of zinc, which plays a cen­tral role in the cre­ation of hor­mones and cli­toris sen­si­tiv­ity, but they are also a toxic food.

“Oys­ters and other shell­fish can ab­sorb the tox­ins and par­a­sites in the ocean, which can of­ten out­weigh the ben­e­fits of zinc.”

Blonde beauty Court­ney Cas­sidy, 20, says LIQUORICE gets her hor­mones rag­ing.

The 34DD beauty, from Sh­effield, said: “After liquorice I crave sex. My boyfriend makes sure his cup­boards are full of it!” BONK boffins have un­veiled a new sex toy which they reckon can TEACH women how to give them­selves ex­plo­sive mul­ti­ple OR­GASMS.

Three quarters of Brit ladies only ex­pe­ri­ence the “wave of or­gasm” for less than six seconds, while as many as 11 per cent have yet to ex­pe­ri­ence a cli­max.

But now Swedish nookie re­tailer LELO has un­veiled a new bed­room aid that ac­tu­ally im­proves the LENGTH and QUAL­ITY of the joy­ous ex­plo­sion in a girl’s nether re­gions.

The de­vice is called a LUNA Smart Bead.

A spokes­woman ex­plained: “Women wear it in­ter­nally while touch sen­sors set a pro­gres­sive train­ing rou­tine that helps max­i­mize their abil­ity to cli­max.”

LELO reck­ons that only four per cent of women are “fully sat­is­fied” with the strength of their or­gasms, while only 17 per cent of women reg­u­larly ex­pe­ri­ence mul­ti­ple or­gasms.

Mean­while, 33 per cent of women be­lieve they have NEVER ex­pe­ri­enced a mul­ti­ple or­gasm. The LELO spokes­woman added: “As the survey find­ings show, a huge majority of women could be en­joy­ing more sat­is­fy­ing or­gasms on a reg­u­lar ba­sis.

“But ev­ery woman is also dif­fer­ent, so our de­sign team de­vel­oped the LUNA Smart Bead that uses touch sen­sors to mea­sure or­gasm po­ten­tial on first use.

“Just like all good per­sonal train­ers, it then sets a tai­lored rou­tine that matches your cur­rent level and helps you im­prove your per­for­mance over time.”

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