Orgasm aid set to give multiple joy
“They surround the cells, coagulating them so that vital food glucose can’t be absorbed and remains in the blood, raising blood sugar and lowering libido.
“The fats clog ventricles, reducing oxygen to sexual organs, and prevent the spleen from producing enough white blood cells, so eggs and sperm have difficulty multiplying.”
Meanwhile, it’s also a load of bollocks that OYSTERS make you horny.
Dr Clement added: “Oysters have been dubbed as the king of libido boosters, but don’t buy into all the hype.
“Oysters are a well-known source of zinc, which plays a central role in the creation of hormones and clitoris sensitivity, but they are also a toxic food.
“Oysters and other shellfish can absorb the toxins and parasites in the ocean, which can often outweigh the benefits of zinc.”
Blonde beauty Courtney Cassidy, 20, says LIQUORICE gets her hormones raging.
The 34DD beauty, from Sheffield, said: “After liquorice I crave sex. My boyfriend makes sure his cupboards are full of it!” BONK boffins have unveiled a new sex toy which they reckon can TEACH women how to give themselves explosive multiple ORGASMS.
Three quarters of Brit ladies only experience the “wave of orgasm” for less than six seconds, while as many as 11 per cent have yet to experience a climax.
But now Swedish nookie retailer LELO has unveiled a new bedroom aid that actually improves the LENGTH and QUALITY of the joyous explosion in a girl’s nether regions.
The device is called a LUNA Smart Bead.
A spokeswoman explained: “Women wear it internally while touch sensors set a progressive training routine that helps maximize their ability to climax.”
LELO reckons that only four per cent of women are “fully satisfied” with the strength of their orgasms, while only 17 per cent of women regularly experience multiple orgasms.
Meanwhile, 33 per cent of women believe they have NEVER experienced a multiple orgasm. The LELO spokeswoman added: “As the survey findings show, a huge majority of women could be enjoying more satisfying orgasms on a regular basis.
“But every woman is also different, so our design team developed the LUNA Smart Bead that uses touch sensors to measure orgasm potential on first use.
“Just like all good personal trainers, it then sets a tailored routine that matches your current level and helps you improve your performance over time.”