Midweek Sport

Who wants one of Katie’s cast off fake boobs?

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SO, the latest gossip on the X Factor is that Simon Cowell wants to sack Cheryl Fernandez-Versini. Again.

They’re constantly at each others’ throats, according to reports. He’s been calling her behaviour “rude”, and she says he can’t handle criticism.

Well, after watching the last episode, it was pretty clear she had the hump about something.

To be honest, she’s making him look like a f**king idiot. He’s not used to somebody talking back to him and he probably feels embarrasse­d.

That man can give it out, but he can’t take it. He’s too big headed.

In my opinion, he hired her because he fancied her! A good enough reason, I suppose.

But I don’t think he’ll bring her back for a new series. She’s really pushed her luck. THE last British troops have pulled out of Afghanista­n, marking the final chapter of the 13-year conflict.

I’m very proud of all Our Boys. We lost a lot of troops who made the ultimate sacrifice, but there’s still work to do – something needs to be done about ISIS savages.

How long would it take our soldiers to sort out a small rebel group? We’re stronger and braver than them.

Right now they’ve got us scared. I’m too afraid to use the London Undergroun­d. And now they’ve even got fighter jets, and are being trained to fly by pilots from Saddam Hussein’s regime.

We need to stop this madness. And it starts by blocking them from coming back to Britain.

If you leave your country to go and fight for terror groups in Syria, you should have your passport burned. It’s that simple. IT’S been really nice to see Katie Price back on the front pages again. She’s flogging her old breast implants for charity and some people think it’s brilliant and others think it’s tacky. Here’s my thought: Who the hell would want to buy a cold lump of silicone? I respect that it’s for a good cause, but it seems so strange.

Still, a part of me is worried that all this press attention is going to backfire badly on her.

I’ve been in similar situations before – and the media loves to bring people up only to laugh at their downfall.

Right now the papers are making a lot of comparison­s between Katie and the ‘NHS boob job’ girl, Josie Cunningham.

My theory is that they’re trying to turn them into some sort of twisted double-act – which would obviously be disastrous for Katie.

Don’t get me wrong – it’s great to have busty glamour girls in the spotlight, but I do worry for Katie.

I hope she knows what she’s getting herself into.

But I fear something big is about to happen. will be voted out next.

He’s really not that great, is he? And his Superman-themed dance was an absolute joke.

I suspect he puts more energy into applying his fake tan than practising his moves!

And he’s not even that good of a singer. The guy who got evicted on Saturday – Jake Quickenden – was much better.

But you know what they say, all publicity is bad publicity. And it really wouldn’t shock me if Simon Cowell is using all this to get better ratings against

The way the story broke doesn’t seem genuine to me – I reckon it was an inside job. Bet he’s playing d i rty tricks. I WOULD just like to thank one of my Twitter followers this week who made a spooky mock-up of me after I revealed I had no plans this Halloween. I thought it was great!

Normally in the past I’d do something to celebrate, but I think I’ll spend the evening on webcam this year with all my fans.

The picture shows me in eerie, white make-up – and it’s much better than some of the fake photos of me I’ve seen around on the Net. Someone even photoshopp­ed a massive WILLY onto me once! Gosh, it was a big one. But I have to admit, I looked bloody good with a cock!

Most of the so-called celebrity nudes doing the rounds aren’t that convincing, if you ask me. MY webcam site has signed up porn star Ava Blue – and she’s pure FILTH! Ava is comfortabl­e with her body and loves to show it off! So if you want a dirty experience then you know what to do, guys. Come and check out Ava ONLY on You won’t regret it.

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