A HEARTFELT PLEA TO THIS YEAR’S HOUSEMATES… Don’t let the side down… let your tops down! (IN THE BREAST TRADITION OF THE SHOW)
IT’S the mother of all reality shows and it’s starting again tonight – CelebriTITTY Big Brother!
Yes that’s right folks, all eyes will be on Channel 5 tonight to see which motley crew of celebs will star in this year’s goldfish bowl.
Producers have stayed tight-lipped on the line-up, but names in the pot include presenter Keith Chegwin, rent-a-gob Katie Hopkins, actress Daniella Westbrook and lothario Calum Best.
What we will find out today is the TOTTY interest, as the show is renowned for its smattering of famous norks.
Lauren Goodger, Courtney Stodden and Lacey Banghard have all flashed on the show.
Former Corrie star Denise Welch famously put them in front of the eyes of X Factor flop Frankie Cocozza and HOSTS: Emma
and Rylan Apprentice babe Luisa Zissman could barely keep hers in.
Geordie Shore’s Charlotte Crosby gave her norks an airing, while former Channel 4 racing presenter John McCririck appalled a nation by parading in his XXX-size Y-fronts.
The show, which starts at 9pm, will be presented by Emma Willis, with late spin-off Bit On The Side steered