Make a date for Take Me Out

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CORO­NA­TION Street hot­tie Michelle (Kym Marsh) is feel­ing ner­vous about get­ting back into the dat­ing game af­ter split­ting up from de­pressed Steve.

“My feel­ers have gone all rusty from not be­ing used,” she moaned.

They look fine to me, luv, but I’d be happy to give you a squirt of WD40 if it helps.

Her mate Eva re­as­sured her, claim­ing that pulling men is “like rid­ing a bike”.

She’s right though: get a firm grip, make sure his bell is pol­ished then just throw your leg over. SNOBBY gits can say what they like but I’m glad that rau­cous dat­ing show Take Me Out is back on ITV.

This is what Satur­day night telly should be like – a bit of daft fun that you can half-watch while get­ting ready for a night on the town.

One of the nice things about the show, hosted by co­me­dian Paddy McGuin­ness ( right) is that no­body tries to win it by claim­ing it’s what their dead nan would have wanted.

The first con­tes­tant was a hunky ex-Royal Ma­rine who wanted to take one lovely lady to his Hel­met Prov­ince.

I hope he re­mem­bers his jun­gle train­ing. Be­cause by the looks on their faces, he was go­ing to be en­ter­ing some hot and steamy bush.

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