Make a date for Take Me Out
CORONATION Street hottie Michelle (Kym Marsh) is feeling nervous about getting back into the dating game after splitting up from depressed Steve.
“My feelers have gone all rusty from not being used,” she moaned.
They look fine to me, luv, but I’d be happy to give you a squirt of WD40 if it helps.
Her mate Eva reassured her, claiming that pulling men is “like riding a bike”.
She’s right though: get a firm grip, make sure his bell is polished then just throw your leg over. SNOBBY gits can say what they like but I’m glad that raucous dating show Take Me Out is back on ITV.
This is what Saturday night telly should be like – a bit of daft fun that you can half-watch while getting ready for a night on the town.
One of the nice things about the show, hosted by comedian Paddy McGuinness ( right) is that nobody tries to win it by claiming it’s what their dead nan would have wanted.
The first contestant was a hunky ex-Royal Marine who wanted to take one lovely lady to his Helmet Province.
I hope he remembers his jungle training. Because by the looks on their faces, he was going to be entering some hot and steamy bush.