JAMES CORDON’S AGONY Help, my dick’s too big!
MASSIVE COCK: James TV presenter and comedian James Corden wants a SMALLER COCK!
The A League of Their Own host joked his manhood was “such a weight” that it would be the first to go under the knife if he was forced to have plastic surgery.
James, 36, said: “You know what, I would love to make my penis smaller. If it was possible.
“Because it’s such a weight now, it’s just baggage I don’t need. It’s too much!”
But the Into The Woods movie star added: “No, I’d never have anything done. You really can’t polish a turd.”
While he would never consider surgery, James admitted he is currently on a diet in a bid to lose a stone after eating “like a truck” over the festive period.
He revealed: “I’m on a diet at the moment. I fell off the wagon big at Christmas.
“God, the volume of food.
“I said to Jules, my wife, ‘Babe I’m literally eating like a truck’…I couldn’t stop. I just couldn’t get food in my mouth quick enough!
“I’d like to lose about a stone. I’ve been on a diet for basically three years.”