JAMES COR­DON’S AGONY Help, my dick’s too big!

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MAS­SIVE COCK: James TV pre­sen­ter and co­me­dian James Cor­den wants a SMALLER COCK!

The A League of Their Own host joked his man­hood was “such a weight” that it would be the first to go un­der the knife if he was forced to have plas­tic surgery.

James, 36, said: “You know what, I would love to make my pe­nis smaller. If it was pos­si­ble.

“Be­cause it’s such a weight now, it’s just bag­gage I don’t need. It’s too much!”

But the Into The Woods movie star added: “No, I’d never have any­thing done. You re­ally can’t pol­ish a turd.”

While he would never con­sider surgery, James ad­mit­ted he is cur­rently on a diet in a bid to lose a stone after eat­ing “like a truck” over the fes­tive pe­riod.

He re­vealed: “I’m on a diet at the mo­ment. I fell off the wagon big at Christ­mas.

“God, the vol­ume of food.

“I said to Jules, my wife, ‘Babe I’m lit­er­ally eat­ing like a truck’…I couldn’t stop. I just couldn’t get food in my mouth quick enough!

“I’d like to lose about a stone. I’ve been on a diet for ba­si­cally three years.”

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