SEX FORUM Female ejaculation? No, they’re just taking the pee!
MIIDWEEK IT’S official: the dark art of female ‘squirting’ does NOT exist, according to top scientists.
The subject of ‘female ejaculation’ divides opinion, despite porn stars like Sasha Grey and Belladonna claiming to be able to perform the feat.
But now bonk boffins have confirmed, once and for all, that ‘squirting’ is just PISSING!
In what is thought to be the first-ever medical journal article on squirting, French experts gave pelvic ultrasounds to seven women who previously reported being able to ‘emit a cup full’ of liquid whenever they had sex.
Scans were taken after the women peed, and then twice during sexual stimulation, in order to pinpoint exactly where the substance was coming from and what it consisted of.
And, the egg-heads now say, it was PEE all along.
A researcher said: “The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.”
The news won’t please feminists. They have long championed female ejaculation, saying it is a ‘physical manifestation of their orgasm’ to rival any man.
The study comes after the UK government banned ‘squirting’ bongo movies being produced in the UK, simply because no one could say definitively whether or not the girl was having a slash, with ‘watersports’ flicks also banned under new laws.
Justin Lehmiller, of the popular blog Sex and Psychology, says squirting vids are still hugely popular online.
He said: “It probably stems from a desire to know that the woman enjoyed herself and was sexually satisfied. A lot of guys actually care about this.”
Brunette beauty Alice Spencer, from Warrington, Cheshire, has long suspected the act was bogus.
The 32C lovely, aged 22, told us: “This survey doesn’t surprise me at all. I’ve seen squirting in porn and always thought, ‘ Well, that has never happened to me!’”