COURT SHORT ‘Tramp’ does a poo on magistrates’ floor
DISGUSTED lawyers were left gagging after a mystery plopper curled-out a TURD on the floor of Westminster Magistrates’ Court.
The stinky dump was found on a tiled lobby floor outside Court No.7.
And solicitor Marianna Christou – who Tweeted about the shit – says she very nearly TROD in it!
The 31-year-old pointed the finger at a TRAMP, who may have shaken the log out of his trouser leg.
She posted: “Somebody had put cones up but it was quite spaced out so you had to manoeuvre around the cones.
“It was there for a good hour. Nobody thought to clean it, and it smelled!
“It was in the lobby, outside Court 7. It was where people wait to be called into court. “I almost stepped in it. “Another solicitor said she’d heard there was a homeless man who had done it as he was walking and it sort of fell down his trousers.” DOODOO DODGER: Solicitor Marianna