CBB: Wart a load of dickheads they all are
Celebrity Big Brother is in turmoil after half the contestants turned on the shit-stirring Yank blogger Perez Hilton.
“He’s a genital wart on the face of this house,” said Katie Hopkins, who is clearly confused about where most of us keep our genitals.
Or maybe she just assumes everyone is like her – a dickhead.
Meanwhile, the spirit of this series is best summarised by an advert during Sunday night’s show, for the vaginal ointment Vagisil.
Yep, irritating twats, the lot of them. NEW Channel 4 sitcom Catastrophe belter.
The only catastrophic thing about it is the late timing of 10pm.
OK, so it has a few “c**ts” in it. But so does Deal Or No Deal and they put that out at teatime! is a BBC1 talent show The Voice saw a cracking audition by a Beyonce tribute act from Yorkshire.
She’s missing a trick by not calling herself Beyonce-bah-gum.
We also met a lad who wanted to emulate the success of his cousin, who is in the mega-famous boyband JLS.
He didn’t get through, sadly, so no JLS for him. Plenty of DSS though.
Then there was my favourite, a Devon based nudist called Billy Bottle, who did a song by Snap.
If I was a nudist, I’d be banging on about Snap too. The Cold Snap.