Cor­rie is car crash telly

Midweek Sport - - NEWS -

THERE was big drama on ITV as a bat­tered old model was shunted from behind on a B-road near Alder­ley Edge.

No, I’m not talk­ing about but the minibus crash on

It was a ter­ri­fy­ing crash which must have caused all the pas­sen­gers to shit their pants.

Luck­ily, as it hap­pened on an Un­der­world night out they’ll be able to make them­selves a new pair at cost price.

The bus is cur­rently tee­ter­ing on the edge of a precipice with hot fac­tory boss Carla stuck in the front. Hope­fully she’ll be able to counter-bal­ance the weight by chuck­ing her make-up bag on the back seat.

It was very trau­matic for me to watch. Not the crash it­self but the af­ter­math.

One by one all the bor­ing char­ac­ters re­gained con­scious­ness. For a few glo­ri­ous min­utes it looked like we might be rid of dullards like Sean and Kirk.

New­ly­wed Beth was sup­posed to be on the bus but she had to stay at home af­ter swig­ging spir­its all day and twist­ing her an­kle. That’s what you might call be­ing saved by the Bells.

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