Corrie is car crash telly
THERE was big drama on ITV as a battered old model was shunted from behind on a B-road near Alderley Edge.
No, I’m not talking about but the minibus crash on
It was a terrifying crash which must have caused all the passengers to shit their pants.
Luckily, as it happened on an Underworld night out they’ll be able to make themselves a new pair at cost price.
The bus is currently teetering on the edge of a precipice with hot factory boss Carla stuck in the front. Hopefully she’ll be able to counter-balance the weight by chucking her make-up bag on the back seat.
It was very traumatic for me to watch. Not the crash itself but the aftermath.
One by one all the boring characters regained consciousness. For a few glorious minutes it looked like we might be rid of dullards like Sean and Kirk.
Newlywed Beth was supposed to be on the bus but she had to stay at home after swigging spirits all day and twisting her ankle. That’s what you might call being saved by the Bells.