Je­sus freak chops off own cock to praise God

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A RE­LI­GIOUS nut chopped off his cock be­cause he kept get­ting HARD-ONS dur­ing a rit­ual.

The 27-year-old said the stiffies were pre­vent­ing him from con­cen­trat­ing on a 21-day prayer and fast­ing pro­gramme, run by his church.

So he grabbed a ma­chete to hack off of his todger dur­ing the marathon ses­sion.

He said he was do­ing great with­out food and wa­ter but his knob was in­ter­fer­ing with him get­ting “more de­vout to God – with its daily erec­tions”.

He added: “The pe­nis has a mind of its own and it is ca­pa­ble of do­ing things which are to­tally out of my con­trol.

“It usu­ally gets erect ev­ery now and then.”

The un­named man, re­cov­er­ing in hos­pi­tal near Abuja, Nige­ria, said: “The erec­tions were mak­ing me weaker spir­i­tu­ally.

“That is why I cut it off. Even Je­sus Christ said that we should cut off any­thing which will make us sin.”

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