Jesus freak chops off own cock to praise God
A RELIGIOUS nut chopped off his cock because he kept getting HARD-ONS during a ritual.
The 27-year-old said the stiffies were preventing him from concentrating on a 21-day prayer and fasting programme, run by his church.
So he grabbed a machete to hack off of his todger during the marathon session.
He said he was doing great without food and water but his knob was interfering with him getting “more devout to God – with its daily erections”.
He added: “The penis has a mind of its own and it is capable of doing things which are totally out of my control.
“It usually gets erect every now and then.”
The unnamed man, recovering in hospital near Abuja, Nigeria, said: “The erections were making me weaker spiritually.
“That is why I cut it off. Even Jesus Christ said that we should cut off anything which will make us sin.”