Don’t miss out on this triple sex treat!

UK’S LEAD­ING SEX SHOPS CALL IN FOR YOURS AT ANY PRI­VATE SHOP LISTED ON THE AD ON PAGE 26 SE­CURE 24HR CREDIT CARD HOT­LINE

Midweek Sport - - NEWS -

HOLD onto yer hats...and any­thing else that comes to hand...cos we’ve got a real treat for you today! Ev­ery Mid­week Sport reader who goes along to a Pri­vate Shop this week will get not ONE, not TWO but THREE FREE sex films on DVD! Amaz­ing, right? Amaz­ing but true! Bri­tain’s lead­ing chain of sex shops is work­ing in part­ner­ship with your favourite news­pa­per to bring you the sort of of­fers you’re re­ally in­ter­ested in. In ev­ery is­sue of the Sport will bring you a new of­fer, be it free DVDs and toys or un­beat­able money off of­fers. To get your copies of Pe­tra Erects Ya, Martina, Shaken Not Stirred and Twin­kle Twin­kle My Brown Star all you have to do to col­lect your FREE XXX sex films is turn up at one of the Pri­vate Shops listed on this page with a copy of the Sport (any edition will do). And don’t worry, there is no min­i­mum pur­chase and no sneaky hid­den charges!

This amaz­ing triple bill, which comes on one disc for your con­ve­nience, is jam- packed with full-on sex from some of the hottest young tal­ent in the busi­ness.

But be warned, this is not faked sex but ac­tual footage of horny young peo­ple hav­ing ac­tual pen­e­tra­tive sex to com­ple­tion.

And re­mem­ber, it’s 100% FREE when you call in at your lo­cal Pri­vate Shop. If you can’t make it to one of the shops then you can still get your films by us­ing the credit card line or by us­ing the coupon be­low.

But don’t mess about, this of­fer won’t be around for­ever...we can’t af­ford it, for one thing!

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