Bent todger is ru­in­ing sex life

Midweek Sport - - CLASSIFIED -

I AM a 24-year-old geezer and have only had sex with three women.

I am cur­rently sin­gle. This is my fault as I re­ally want to hook up with birds, but I am too scared as I have a bendy pe­nis!

I am wor­ried that they will take one look at it and tell me to f**k off.

What should I do? Paul, Es­sex

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