Letter of the day
I RECENTLY moved into a small village and quickly got involved in local life.
But not quite the way I’d imagined. I decided to hold a birthday party and went along to book the church hall.
I met the vicar’s wife – a prim and proper lady – and made the arrangements with her.
On the evening of the party I went over to the hall to make sure everything was okay.
But I was shocked to find the place full of people at their own bash.
I rushed round to ask the vicar’s wife what was going on and she told me she’d double-booked by mistake.
There was nothing she could do about it, so I had to have a last-minute party in the pub.
Next morning, she called round to see me. She looked I HAVE got myself into a bit of a pickle. A few months ago I started flirting with the receptionist at work.
She’s fit, but I’m a solicitor looking for a promotion and shagging the receptionist isn’t something my boss would like.
We had a lot of sex, but I decided it couldn’t go on and she went mad.
She told me if I don’t give her sex then she is going to tell my boss.
I’m worried about going back to work and I am considering resigning.
What shall I do? Gary, Edinburgh TELL your boss that you made a mistake by having a relationship with someone at work, say you regret it now and that it won’t affect yours or the receptionist’s work. I’m sure he would prefer to hear this from you rather than from her. very sheepish and quickly apologised.
Then she said that if it was any consolation, her husband had punished her for her mistake.
I asked her how and she blushed and said he had spanked her.
When I had got over the shock, I asked her more about this.
She confessed that the kinky cleric had taken her over his knee and slapped her bare bottom half-adozen times on each cheek.
“Well,” I said jokingly, “I think you got off far too lightly.”
She offered no resistance as I led her to a chair and took her across my knee. I I WORK in the local glass factory as a cleaner. Normally, there is nobody around after shifts when I clean the toilets.
One evening when cleaning I didn’t realise there was a guy in the cubicle. I opened the door and he was yanking at his impressive member.
Being a shy 19-year-old, I did not know what to say. But I didn’t need to say anything because, before I knew it, I was on my knees taking his full length in my mouth.
He then picked me up, sat me on the sink and f**ked me hard and fast.
I could hear his balls slapping off the ceramic as I came furiously.
That was last week, and now he wants to tell everyone.
HELP! Grace, Alloa WARN him to back off or you’ll let it be known that he’s a secret wanker. NO, a confession clears the slate. I HAVE been with my boyfriend for two months.
He is 25 as am I. He is lovely and the best shag I have had in my life.
He is really filthy and gives me a good seeing to as and when I need it.
The problem is when I am giving him oral sex he forces my head onto his manhood.
This I don’t mind, but he really pulls my hair and, to put it bluntly, it f**king hurts.
I don’t want him to think I am a prude so just go along with it, but if he continues then I don’t think I can be with him any,more as the pain is too much. How do I tell him?
Bernadette, Cork MAKE up a little white lie and tell him that you love it when he pulls your hair like that, but he has to stop as it’s causing you to have headaches. He won’t think you are prude then.