Mil­lie Makin Says

Midweek Sport - - AGONY -

For me, the next twelve months is all about we­b­cams! I’m ad­dicted to web­sites like Chatur­bate, where you can sim­ply log-on and watch cou­ples and singles strip­ping off and get­ting naughty. It’s like porn, but in real-life. It’s in­cred­i­ble, and all my friends are do­ing it. SEX­UAL bound­aries in Bri­tain will be pushed fur­ther than EVER in 2015, as nookie ex­perts la­bel it the year of the ‘KINK’. Bonk boffins at sex toy re­tailer Love­honey.co.uk spoke to in­dus­try ex­perts to find out what’s go­ing to be ‘hot’ over the next twelve months. And not only will we be RUDER than be­fore, it’s also go­ing to be a big year for high-class nip­ple tas­sels, pe­nis ex­ten­ders, and chat­ting about our shag­ging ex­ploits on Twit­ter. A spokes­woman said: “2015 is set to be an even big­ger year in terms of sex toy tech­nol­ogy, with lots of bril­liant new prod­ucts due for re­lease. “But that’s not all. The muchan­tic­i­pated Fifty Shades of Grey movie is re­leased in Fe­bru­ary, and we think the world of kink will be thrust into the main­stream spot­light like never be­fore.” When it comes to sex toys, there is ex­pected to be a shift away from lovey­dovey ‘cou­ples’ prod­ucts to ‘brasher’ and more X-rated im­ple­ments. “I an­tic­i­pate a bit of a back­lash against the pas­tel-coloured, cou­ple-friendly rev­o­lu­tion that’s hap­pened over the past three years,” says the spokes­woman. “I think brasher toys and kinkier items will carve out a real place for them­selves.” Nip­ple tas­sels – made pop­u­lar by celebs like Ri­hanna and Mi­ley Cyrus – could see a surge in sales. The spokes­woman ex­plained: “With celebs like Lady Gaga and Cara Delev­ingne don­ning nip­ple pasties under sheer blouses, it looks like this risqué fash­ion trend is here to stay.” Heated sex toys could also take the shiver out of solo love ses­sions! Love­honey reck­ons: “It’s a trend we’ve re­ally no­ticed at re­cent trade shows – heat up vi­bra­tors that can be ad­justed to a warm tem­per­a­ture.”

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