‘I WANT JEZZA’S BIG WILLY!’
Bake Off Sue shock
TELLY star Sue Perkins may be a lesbian – but she wouldn’t refuse a HUGE cock!
The presenter of The Great British Bake Off has a strange sexual fantasy about a six-foot tall PENIS with Jeremy Clarkson’s face, she has revealed.
The 45-year-old comedian, actress and writer made the bizarre confession during a raunchy interview with funnyman Richard Herring on his podcast last week.
The Fist of Fun comedian, 47, asked his guest the baffling question: “Would you rather date a man who was a six-foot tall penis with a face, or a man who had a tiny man instead of a penis?”
And saucy Sue replied: “I don’t think I’d want to be penetrated by something which had an opinion.
“So I’m going to say I’d probably rather go out with a giant penis with the face of a man.
“The smooth megacock, yes. I think the world would implode at the sight of me and a six-foot, smooth penis.
“Also, can I choose the face? It would have Jeremy Clarkson’s face.
“And I would like to walk around arm-in-arm with the Jeremy Clarkson penis.”
A BBC source said last night: “Bake Off is a family-friendly programme and we are shocked that Sue would associate herself with such a large penis.
“Her comments about the six-foot cock are equally shocking.”