Bake Off Sue shock

Midweek Sport - - FRONT PAGE - By JOSEPH SCRIMSHIRE joseph@sun­daysport.co.uk

TELLY star Sue Perkins may be a les­bian – but she wouldn’t refuse a HUGE cock!

The pre­sen­ter of The Great Bri­tish Bake Off has a strange sex­ual fan­tasy about a six-foot tall PE­NIS with Jeremy Clark­son’s face, she has revealed.

The 45-year-old co­me­dian, ac­tress and writer made the bizarre con­fes­sion dur­ing a raunchy in­ter­view with fun­ny­man Richard Her­ring on his pod­cast last week.

The Fist of Fun co­me­dian, 47, asked his guest the baf­fling ques­tion: “Would you rather date a man who was a six-foot tall pe­nis with a face, or a man who had a tiny man in­stead of a pe­nis?”


And saucy Sue replied: “I don’t think I’d want to be pen­e­trated by some­thing which had an opin­ion.

“So I’m go­ing to say I’d prob­a­bly rather go out with a gi­ant pe­nis with the face of a man.

“The smooth mega­cock, yes. I think the world would im­plode at the sight of me and a six-foot, smooth pe­nis.

“Also, can I choose the face? It would have Jeremy Clark­son’s face.

“And I would like to walk around arm-in-arm with the Jeremy Clark­son pe­nis.”

A BBC source said last night: “Bake Off is a fam­ily-friendly pro­gramme and we are shocked that Sue would as­so­ciate her­self with such a large pe­nis.

“Her com­ments about the six-foot cock are equally shock­ing.”

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