MAN BONKS GOAT
A FARMER says he has been put off raising goats after he found a man having SEX with one of his nannies.
Kensley Neptune found a naked man in what is described as a “back shot” position with a pregnant goat.
Neptune said: “He tied the goat to a tree by the neck, shortening the rope and let the loose part hang.
“He also tied the goat’s back legs. I found him stooping behind the goat. He was naked.”
Neptune says that the man fled, still naked, after he was confronted.
The goat-herder, of Desruisseau on the Caribbean island of St Lucia, said that the police do not intend to press charges against the man, who was said to be mentally ill.
Neptune said he was so disheartened he intends to quit.
He told St Lucia News online: “I was supposed to build a pen and make it a business …have a little garden, but all that is messed up. It’s discouraging. I don’t have any more motivation.”
Police have urged locals to be on alert for people raping goats.