Copper can’t catch Lady Gaga
THERE was a West Midland Police officer performing on ITV’s Stars In Their Eyes.
That makes a change. Normally it’s innocent Irishmen who end up with stars in their eyes – and a truncheon in their bollocks – when the West Midlands rozzers are around. But the evening was won not by the copper, but by a Blackpool lass who did a fine impersonation of Lady Gaga.
You can tell the real Lady Gaga is not from Blackpool. If she was, her meat dress would have been made from kebab.