Cop­per can’t catch Lady Gaga

Midweek Sport - - NEWS -

THERE was a West Mid­land Po­lice of­fi­cer per­form­ing on ITV’s Stars In Their Eyes.

That makes a change. Nor­mally it’s in­no­cent Ir­ish­men who end up with stars in their eyes – and a trun­cheon in their bol­locks – when the West Mid­lands rozzers are around. But the evening was won not by the cop­per, but by a Black­pool lass who did a fine im­per­son­ation of Lady Gaga.

You can tell the real Lady Gaga is not from Black­pool. If she was, her meat dress would have been made from ke­bab.

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