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IF there’s one thing in life that’s guar­an­teed to put a smile on the face of ev­ery red-blooded male it’s a brand new stash of hard­core porn...and if you can get hold of it for next to noth­ing, all the bet­ter!

Well, pre­pare to start smil­ing cos Sun­day Sport’s gone and done it again! We’ve got three hard­core movies for you and it’ll only cost you a

That’s right, you’ll get hours and hours of hard­core ac­tion for less than the price of a cou­ple of pints. Now, that’s what we call a deal!

All you need to do is to pop into any one of the 100 Pri­vate Shops across the UK and pick up your THREE R18 movies on one disc for just £5. This week you get Sperm Crazy Gir­lies, Nutjob Nurses and Big Boob Bangeroo 22.

It re­ally is that sim­ple! There’s no tricks, no catches or hid­den charges.

But be very clear...this is proper hard­core pornog­ra­phy.

You’ll be get­ting movies show­ing un­cen­sored oral sex, hard sex, bum fun, group sex, in­ter­ra­cial, MILF, am­a­teurs, male ejac­u­la­tion, fe­male cli­max and many other top­ics too ta­boo to men­tion here.

How can you tell that what you’re get­ting is the real thing? Well, look out for the R18 logo. This shows they are only avail­able though li­censed sex shops like the Pri­vate Shops chain.

And it’s also the rea­son why we can­not of­fer mail order on these ti­tles. This is the real deal, fel­las!

We aim to bring our loyal read­ers the best sex of­fers ever. There will be a new of­fer in Wed­nes­day’s edi­tion of the Mid­week Sport.

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