UP THE WRONG UN!

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HORDES of swingers who keep get­ting LOST on their way to an orgy are an­ger­ing lo­cals by re­peat­edly ask­ing for DI­REC­TIONS.

Saucy nookie bashes are tak­ing place in a pri­vate farm on the out­skirts of Glas­gow.

But shag­gers try­ing to at­tend are be­com­ing con­fused

An­other added: “It’s bad enough peo­ple do­ing U-turns in our drive­way, but it’s an­other thing en­tirely when they knock on the door ask­ing, ‘Where’s the orgy?’ cou­ples to buy a de­cent sat-nav fol­low­ing the se­ries of com­plaints.

The X-rated bashes are be­ing run by Caro­line Bul­mer – a 51-year-old ex-Bank of Scot­land manager – who quit her high-fly­ing job to ar­range bonk-bo­nan­zas in­stead.

She ad­ver­tises on an adult web­site. Sin­gle women and cou­ples are given free en­try but sin­gle men are charged £20 to en­joy the no-holes- barred bashes. The web­site fea­tures a cal­en­dar that’s bulging with up­com­ing events.

Next week there will be a ‘Club Kink Night’ where guests can ex­pe­ri­ence the plea­sures of BONDAGE.

And on May 13 there will be a ‘Greedy Girls Gang­bang’.

The site also lists dos and don’ts for ‘trans­ves­tites, cross­dressers’ and their ‘ad­mir­ers’.

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