UP THE WRONG UN!
HORDES of swingers who keep getting LOST on their way to an orgy are angering locals by repeatedly asking for DIRECTIONS.
Saucy nookie bashes are taking place in a private farm on the outskirts of Glasgow.
But shaggers trying to attend are becoming confused
Another added: “It’s bad enough people doing U-turns in our driveway, but it’s another thing entirely when they knock on the door asking, ‘Where’s the orgy?’ couples to buy a decent sat-nav following the series of complaints.
The X-rated bashes are being run by Caroline Bulmer – a 51-year-old ex-Bank of Scotland manager – who quit her high-flying job to arrange bonk-bonanzas instead.
She advertises on an adult website. Single women and couples are given free entry but single men are charged £20 to enjoy the no-holes- barred bashes. The website features a calendar that’s bulging with upcoming events.
Next week there will be a ‘Club Kink Night’ where guests can experience the pleasures of BONDAGE.
And on May 13 there will be a ‘Greedy Girls Gangbang’.
The site also lists dos and don’ts for ‘transvestites, crossdressers’ and their ‘admirers’.