With SIMON DEAN
Horror Channel, 10.55am, Messengers 2: The Scarecrow Darcy Fowers, topless. In a field. With a sprinkler. If that is not enough for you to rip the end clean off, there’s a problem. Film4, 9pm, Silver Linings Playbook Brea Bee with her pert teats in the shower at 13 minutes. Despite the steam, there’s plenty to see. Film4, 1.15am, Hear No Evil I have a thing about women in the bath. So I’ll be tuning in to watch Maree Matlin among the suds at 30 minutes.