Might as well give Ant ‘n Dec next year’s BAFTA now!

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HOW come Ant and Dec al­ways bloody win a BAFTA?

Sorry, but frus­trat­ing.

Ant and Dec’s Satur­day Night Take­away won in the cat­e­gory of Best En­ter­tain­ment pro­gramme, and then they won AGAIN for Best En­ter­tain­ment Per­for­mance.



so NHS boob job scrounger Josie Cun­ning­ham likes group sex, ac­cord­ing to claims by her ex-boyfriend.

Ap­par­ently, she wanted a THREE­SOME with two blokes, but her fella said ‘no’.

My first thought when I read this was… ‘Good for you, girl!’

There’s noth­ing wrong with a kinky three­some. It can be a great way to spice things up!

But that ex of hers, body­builder An­drew Goy, is a dis­grace – a steroid-ad­dicted wife beater with dodgy tat­toos.

And now he’s sell­ing sto­ries about her to news­pa­pers! Not ex­actly a keeper, is he?

She needs to be more care­ful about who she gets in­volved with in fu­ture. NO COM­PE­TI­TION:

lads but their suc­cess is a real sign of the times.

The light en­ter­tain­ment in­dus­try is in a re­ally, re­ally, bad way.

There’s just no com­pe­ti­tion for the pair of them.

Back when I was younger, there were LOTS of great, fam­ily-friendly TV shows.

It was a tra­di­tion to stay in on a Satur­day and watch the telly with your near­est and dear­est.

The BBC need to get their Satur­day night act to­gether,

I pay my bloody li­cence fee, and I ex­pect some top qual­ity fam­ily en­ter­tain­ment in re­turn – so they give the two lads a run for their money!

Let’s face it – Point­less Celebri­ties and Dale Win­ton ain’t the an­swer! THERE was one other thing that caught my at­ten­tion at the BAFTA Tele­vi­sion Awards… Lucy Meck­len­burgh!

The ex- babe looked gor­geous on the red car­pet in her el­e­gant dress.

But I would def­i­nitely pre­fer her in swimwear!

And her boyfriend, Olympic gym­nast Louis Smith, didn’t look half bad ei­ther! SO, the elec­tion is over. The dust has set­tled.

Per­son­ally, I’m happy that the Con­ser­va­tives won – even though I’m a UKIP voter.

Cameron still has a lot to sort out in this coun­try af­ter the f**king mess Labour left be­hind.

My late mum al­ways voted Tory, so that’s an­other rea­son why I’m feel­ing con­fi­dent about the re­sult.

I’ve al­ways liked David Cameron – he’s a smart guy and says the right things.

As for Labour, they’re dead and buried af­ter the SNP land­slide north of the bor­der showed the Scot­tish peo­ple have com­pletely lost faith in them.

And with­out that sup­port, Labour will NEVER win an­other elec­tion. And that’s a fact. IT’S my favourite time of the year again –

is BACK! Now, as you all know I pre­fer but the line-up for this se­ries looks FAN­TAS­TIC.

One of the contestants, Eileen Daly ( claims to have been a kinky VAM­PIRE porn star!

Great! The ‘wild ones’ al­ways end up do­ing well and she’s al­ready look­ing like my favourite.

He­len Wood, the for­mer hooker who had a three­some with Wayne Rooney, won last year and star Char­lotte Crosby was a blast on the celeb ver­sion.

Th­ese are real peo­ple who aren’t ashamed of their sex­u­al­ity.

And I re­spect that.

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