A FEW weeks ago I booked a day-trip to France by coach and ferry to stock up on cheap booze and fags.
Just as the coach was about to set off, a gorgeous blonde rushed on and plonked herself on the seat next to me. I found it very hard to take my eyes off her and we soon started chatting.
It turned out that she was a French girl working in England as an au pair.
She explained that she was just nipping across the Channel to stock up on her favourite foods and toiletries
Slowly she began to wank me off as the bus sped along the M2 towards Dover.
I’d almost reached the point of no return as the bus pulled into the ferry terminal, but she pulled her hand away and whispered that I would have to wait.
Once we got on the boat we managed to find a secluded I’M a bloke and I have been a hairdresser since I left school.
Recently, I launched a mobile service and about a month ago I went to a house for an appointment with a woman who was absolutely stunning.
As I was cutting her hair I accidentally brushed my groin against her and she smiled as she felt the stiffy I was sporting.
And she continued to smile as she started to rub my hard cock and then slowly unzipped my trousers.
It was my turn to smile as she took my eight-incher into her mouth and slurped on my manhood.
Then we moved upstairs and f**ked each other senseless for the next three hours.
Now she’s a regular weekend customer and I’m wondering if I should start charging her for my extra services.
NO. Just accept it as a perk of the job.
ladies’ EMAIL: email@example.com OR MAIL TO: Agony, Sunday Sport,MacLaren House, Talbot Road, Old Trafford, Manchester M32 0FP STOP your moaning. You got a whole lot more than you bargained for!
MAYBE you should dump him too. MY mate and I went to a wedding last week. Two nights earlier, the two of us had been shagging the bride silly.
We met her in a club and she was having a wild time with a group of girls who were all flashing their tits.
We went back to her house and it wasn’t long before the bride-to-be had stripped off and was stroking her nipples.
She pulled out my rock-hard cock and began to rub it.
My pal slipped in behind her and gave it to her doggy-style while she gave me a fantastic blowjob.
Then it was my turn to f**k her while she gorged herself on my mate’s dick.
Talk about here comes the bride! I’ve never seen anyone in such a f**k frenzy.
I hope for his sake that her hubby has got plenty of stamina.
What do you think?
HE’S probably a stretcher case by now. I AM a salesman aged
26 and my boss is blonde of 40 with big a
boobs, trim figure horny-looking. and We went on a business
trip and one night she invited me back
to her room. She went to the bathroom
and returned wearing a black silk
dressing gown. Then she took it off to reveal
black stockings and suspenders – and her
naked 38D tits. Before I could say
anything she started kissing me and taking
my shirt off. Then she unzipped my flies
and started to suck my knob. After a while we got
on the bed. She then got on top, eased my
tool into her and rode me to a climax. The next day she warned
me it was a one-off and if I mentioned be fired. it at work I would
What should I do?
KEEP your mouth shut.