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BATTLE-SCARRED Kris Jen­ner has found good vibes again – thanks to a horde of SEX TOYS.

The Kar­dashian-Jen­ner ma­tri­arch, 59, has been hav­ing prob­lems cop­ing with her di­vorce from hubby Bruce – and him be­com­ing a WOMAN.

But a box of vi­bra­tors seems to have done the trick to cheer her up.

Kris came across them while root­ing through boxes of the cou­ple’s old be­long­ings in a new episode of Keep­ing Up With The Kar­dashi­ans – star­ring along­side her rear-ly fa­mous daugh­ter Kim.

She says sadly: “Go­ing through all th­ese pho­tos, and look­ing at all this me­mora­bilia, def­i­nitely brings up a lot of emo­tion.

“I don’t know what’s go­ing to hap­pen. All I can do is be there for my kids, and we just have to stick to­gether as a fam­ily.”

But her feel­ings sud­denly perk up when she comes across a box of vi­bra­tors sent by an erotic toy com­pany.

A let­ter from the firm says: “I was re­cently watch­ing your show and saw you had a seg­ment on spic­ing up your mar­riage.

“I have in­cluded our new­est line of seam­less wa­ter­proof med­i­cal-grade sil­i­cone vi­bra­tors.”

And Kris fists the air and shouts in de­light: “I want the vi­bra­tors! I just hit the vi­bra­tor jack­pot!” FEEL­ING PERKY:

Kris and Kim

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