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BATTLE-SCARRED Kris Jenner has found good vibes again – thanks to a horde of SEX TOYS.
The Kardashian-Jenner matriarch, 59, has been having problems coping with her divorce from hubby Bruce – and him becoming a WOMAN.
But a box of vibrators seems to have done the trick to cheer her up.
Kris came across them while rooting through boxes of the couple’s old belongings in a new episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians – starring alongside her rear-ly famous daughter Kim.
She says sadly: “Going through all these photos, and looking at all this memorabilia, definitely brings up a lot of emotion.
“I don’t know what’s going to happen. All I can do is be there for my kids, and we just have to stick together as a family.”
But her feelings suddenly perk up when she comes across a box of vibrators sent by an erotic toy company.
A letter from the firm says: “I was recently watching your show and saw you had a segment on spicing up your marriage.
“I have included our newest line of seamless waterproof medical-grade silicone vibrators.”
And Kris fists the air and shouts in delight: “I want the vibrators! I just hit the vibrator jackpot!” FEELING PERKY:
Kris and Kim