Own goal tosser

Midweek Sport - - AGONY -

MY new girl­friend is a right cracker with flame-red hair, firm tits and a fine round arse.

She’s re­ally fit and sporty and plays at striker for a women’s football team.

Last week­end, she per­suaded me to go and watch her in ac­tion and I wasn’t dis­ap­pointed.

Get­ting an eye­ful of all those ath­letic women in tight-fit­ting kits was horny enough, but see­ing all those wob­bly tits and flash­ing thighs soon gave me a stonk­ing great hard-on.

And I was soon forced to sneak off to the loo for a quick ham-shank.

When I got back to the match, I found out that my girl had scored.

But she’d clocked I wasn’t there when she was cel­e­brat­ing and at half-time she tore into me and told me I was a wanker for miss­ing her goal.

What do you think?

Krystal says…

WELL, she’s right, isn’t she?

DT, Hants

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