Own goal tosser
MY new girlfriend is a right cracker with flame-red hair, firm tits and a fine round arse.
She’s really fit and sporty and plays at striker for a women’s football team.
Last weekend, she persuaded me to go and watch her in action and I wasn’t disappointed.
Getting an eyeful of all those athletic women in tight-fitting kits was horny enough, but seeing all those wobbly tits and flashing thighs soon gave me a stonking great hard-on.
And I was soon forced to sneak off to the loo for a quick ham-shank.
When I got back to the match, I found out that my girl had scored.
But she’d clocked I wasn’t there when she was celebrating and at half-time she tore into me and told me I was a wanker for missing her goal.
What do you think?
WELL, she’s right, isn’t she?