Rock band pal took my girl for gig ride

EMAIL: agony@sundaysport.co.uk OR MAIL TO: Agony, Sunday Sport,MacLaren House, Talbot Road, Old Trafford, Manchester M32 0FP but at one show he told me he’d just boned a groupie BEFORE the gig because he liked her stripy tights.

He then described in detail how it happened – and it was quite a story.

Apparently, she cornered him in the gents, led him into a cubicle, sat him on the loo and sucked his knob until his balls ached. behind as she was bent over the toilet sink.

Everyone in the band was laughing about it – and I have to say, the way he told us how he’d been pointing in the mirror at himself while she was bent over the sink had me in stitches.

Well, it did until I saw my girlfriend walk backstage – wearing black and white stripy tights!

She got a great big cheer from the rest of the band and now I’m a laughing stock.

I love the girl, but I don’t know if I can ever trust her again. Should I forgive her?

PM, Lancs

Morgan says…

NO, I don’t think you can trust her. She’s done it once and she’ll do it again. EVER since I can remember, the thought of rubber against my skin has me tingling in the nether regions.

It began when I was a kid, when I found a swimming cap.

I loved the feel of it, and now I have a big collection of them and I rub myself off on them all the time.

But now my obsession with rubber has landed me in trouble.

I told a girlfriend, who freaked out and whipped me in the face with a floral number I was trying to get her to wear when I shagged her.

Now I’m all confused Am I a twisted pervert or what?

Morgan says…

NO, but try a fetish website for friends. I LOVE having

things shoved up but recently my my arse, boundaries wife’s been pushing

further than the We have usual.

an active sex life taboo, but her and nothing

idea of fun is tad painful. is sometimes a

Take the other night. for a good There I was, ready

rimming, when to the freezer. she suddenly ran

I must admit I was ready intrigued, but I

for what happened wasn’t She returned next. rammed with a frozen banana

it right up my and Well, ring-piece.

I nearly screamed – not because the house down

she had shoved my ricker, but something

because the up to my tender thing had stuck

regions burns. and I was getting

ice Do you have any bum? advice for soothing

my TG, North Yorks

Morgan says…

DF, Humberside YOU need to be careful

using stuff like ice because it can tear

the skin. I recommend a proper lubricant

for your bum. trying