I’M a 50-year-old divorcee – my ex-wife dumped me two years ago to live with her toyboy lover and I’ve not had sex since.
A few weeks ago I went to see my son at his place but his girlfriend said he was out. We made small talk for a while but I felt uncomfortable being alone with her – she’s a gorgeous, busty redhead and I’ve always wanted to bone her. After a brew and a brief catch-up, I got up to leave but she insisted I stay for lunch.
Reluctantly I agreed and after watching TV for a while came back in the lounge in a see-through blouse and a tiny mini-skirt.
I tried to look away but she plonked herself next to me on the sofa and began rubbing her leg seductively against mine.
Within seconds I developed a hard-on and when she saw it she gave my cock a gentle MY wife and I both work full time and took on a nanny to help at home a few months ago.
She’s a busty Australian and it wasn’t long before we started shagging.
I was off work one day and saw her stood in her room starkers. She beckoned me in and we were immediately kissing and groping each other, as she ripped my clothes off.
I lay her on the bed and licked her pussy then she got down on her knees and sucked me off.
We had the most amazing sex and have been doing so for a few weeks.
My wife doesn’t suspect a thing but the hired help keeps playing footsie with me under the table at shared meal times.
I’m infatuated with her and I’ve been taking a lot of time off work – just to bonk her.
I’ve also been having sex with my wife in between, to keep her happy, but it’s exhausting.
I’m worried I’ll lose them both – and my job – as I keep dozing at my desk.
What should I do?
HM, Cheshire EMPLOY a nanny who looks more like Mary Poppins, then you won’t be tempted to shag her. EMAIL: firstname.lastname@example.org OR MAIL TO: Agony, Sunday Sport,MacLaren House, Talbot Road, Old Trafford, Manchester M32 0FP THE only girls I can attract are really fat lasses – and I’ve shagged loads of them, even though it’s hard getting my modest five-inch dick into all those layers of fat.
I have just come out of my apprenticeship as a pipe-fitter and have been given a much-needed pay rise.
Even with cash in my pocket I can’t seem to pull girls with cracking figures.
But at least I find the fat girls will do almost anything for a shag.
As a result I have had more oral sex than a fella could wish for.
And anal is often on the cards with the larger girls, too.
In fact, I had one recently who would not have sex in any other position!
I lubed her up nicely and plunged my tool up her gaping back passage until she screamed the house down.
But I still yearn for a slim, shapely looker with similar sexual tastes as the tubsters.
How do I find one?
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