MASTURBATING PCSO AVOIDS JAIL
SPIDER-MAMS: Comic legend Stan Lee plants smacker on busty Kaley A POLICE Community Support Officer has dodged jail after being found guilty of outraging public decency by wanking in his car on his way home from work.
PCSO Kelvin Mackenzie, 49, appeared at Chelmsford Crown Court yesterday after being caught red-handed in St Albans on July 30, 2014.
He was driving slowly along the road as he watched a woman walk down the street.
Cyclist Adam Barnes said he was overtaken by Mackenzie just before 5pm and was shocked to see the PCSO pleasuring himself in his red Renault Megane.
He told the court: “When he drew level I could see that he was struggling. I assumed he was trying to put his seat belt on but as I looked in the window I could see what he was doing.
“The passenger window was open. I saw his penis in his hand. It was erect. He was going up and down with his right hand. His left hand was on the steering wheel.
“He was looking straight ahead. There was a girl walking on my side of the pavement, about 16-17, slim, in a skirt.”
Alex Rooke, prosecuting, told the court that Mackenzie’s eyes ‘appeared to be fixed’ on the teenage girl as he drove along.
The former soldier, who became a PCSO in 2005 after serving with the Royal Anglian Regiment, claimed it was not him in the car and that someone must have ‘ cloned’ his number plates.
He told the court he had just finished his shift at St Albans Police Station at 4.30pm and that he was driving home to Holbeach, Lincs.
Mackenzie was immediately suspended from his job with Hertfordshire Police after the allegations came to light and has now been sacked.
He claimed he didn’t drive down the road the witnesses claimed to have seen him on, but his claims were rejected by a jury last month and he was found guilty of outraging public decency.
Judge Christopher Morgan decided not to jail him, but handed him a one-year community order, where he must complete 100 hours of unpaid work plus pay £1,000 costs.