Farts help you live longer!
KEEN-NOSED boffins have found that smelly farts are GOOD for you!
And scientists at Exeter University discovered the health-giving properties of bum gas intensify, the smellier the guff is.
Experts claim heart attacks, strokes and even cancer can be staved off by trumps.
Researcher Dr. Mark Wood said: “Although hydrogen sulfide is well known as a pungent, foul-smelling gas in rotten eggs and flatulence it could be a healthcare hero with significant implications for future therapies for a variety of diseases.”
Professor Matt Whiteman from University of Exeter’s medical school added: “When cells become stressed by disease, they draw in enzymes to generate minute quantities of hydrogen sulfide.”