I GET really turned on by buttons. Whether they’re fastened on me, or I’m undressing someone wearing them, they give me a raging hard-on.
It’s a bit of an unusual fetish, so I have to go to a specialist lady of the night to live out my fantasy.
I have had two special sets of clothes made up for us for when we meet up, which obviously contain thousands of buttons.
There must be 30 of them in the crotch area alone on my outfit and I love it as she slowly undoes all of them and unleashes my throbbing manhood.
She then slowly licks the length of my shaft as she continues to undo the 200 or so buttons on my trousers.
This girl is a specialist at deep-throat and once she’s finished undoing all the buttons she lets me face-f**k her while I undo hers. Do you think this is a bit weird?
NOT at all, so long as you’re both enjoying it. EMAIL: firstname.lastname@example.org OR MAIL TO: Agony, Sunday Sport,MacLaren House, Talbot Road, Old Trafford, Manchester M32 0FP I WENT to a beer festival with a few mates and was pleased to find that it wasn’t full of bearded, sandal and sock-wearing real ale bores.
In fact, being a university town, it was rammed full of girl students. They were in the shortest of shorts in the hot weather and knocking back the booze like good ’uns.
My mates and I got chatting with one group and I pulled. We sneaked off into one of the on-site portable toilets and I soon had her keks off and was licking her out.
Then I plunged in with my knob. We were really going for it when the bog contraption tipped over, sending us crashing arse over tit.
The poor girl was mortified and, after we had been rescued, wouldn’t give me her number before she fled.
I’d love to see her again.
GH, Cambs I expect it will be ALE over for you after that sobering experience. I WENT to the zoo at the weekend with my missus. It was years since we’d been and we had a really great time.
The best bit was after we’d had a look at the chimpanzees.
We saw one pair getting really frisky and we watched gobsmacked as the male humped his mate.
It was such a good performance that my missus dragged me away to a little wooden pavilion.
Once inside, she pulled down my keks, lifted her skirt and presented her arse for rear entry.
Her minge was soaking in anticipation and I plugged her good and proper – monkey-style.
Now she’s on about getting a pet chimp. What do you think?
CARING for a chimp takes devotion. Stick a wildlife DVD in and hope that does the trick. I’VE been a member of a tennis club few years and often for a crack one off inside men’s changing the rooms which overlook courts. the I usually do it on ladies’ match night I’ve finished my game. after I stand up on a bench and peep a high-level window through with my floppy cock my hands. in Then I see a skirt ride up and spot knickers. My cock white and is rigid straight I start to slowly away tug on it. I’ve usually shot my load for the before they’ve changed first time ends. My problem is that I have a barren through the winter. spell Any ideas?
FC, Cheshire CB, Norfolk GET yourself some women’s tennis vids a grip of yourself at home. and get