THIS WEEK? When did EU have to jump through so many hoops?
is then individually verified. And they then query pretty much every single one of them.
For instance, was my previous job here at Sport Towers full-time or part-time?
Was another one of my previous employment berths a proper job or an occasional one?
Because I couldn’t provide an education diploma or anything of the sort, they resorted to something that I reckon probably would have done in the first place – a letter from someone officially important confirming that I was not, in fact, serial killer Fred West.
Next up was to set a date to fly over and sign a piece of paper or two.
But again, this couldn’t be done through email or a phone call, it had to be done on that sodding website again. But the website wouldn’t accept my details as – even though I’d followed the link within seconds of it hitting my inbox – it was “too near” to the contract starting.
Not to worry, though. This organisation only wants to run a Europe-wide army and tell you what to do with your lives.
Run for the hills!