Danny Dyer: My first w**k was Madonna!

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ONE IN THE BANK: Danny and Madge CHEEKY ac­tor Danny Dyer has con­fessed he had his first ever tug over pop star Madonna.

In last night’s episode of Very Bri­tish Prob­lems Danny and a host of other celebri­ties re­turned to their em­bar­rass­ing teenage years.

And the Queen Vic star wasn’t shy when it came to ad­mit­ting the spe­cial ‘first’ he shared with the Ma­te­rial Girl babe.

Danny said: “My first w**k was Madonna – I was a big fan.

“It wasn’t the girls in school. My first ‘pedal’ [pedal and crank] was over Madonna, mid-80s – when she was fit. took her a Wal­nut Whip she let you feel her boobs, 100 per­cent true.

“There was a queue of about four of us once. You’d go round the side of her house and just... all for a Wal­nut Whip.”

James also re­vealed he was the butt of an em­bar­rass­ing joke that went around about his pu­bic hair.

He re­vealed: “A real joke was ‘I heard James Cor­den found a pube last night and then he pissed out of it.”

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