Danny Dyer: My first w**k was Madonna!
ONE IN THE BANK: Danny and Madge CHEEKY actor Danny Dyer has confessed he had his first ever tug over pop star Madonna.
In last night’s episode of Very British Problems Danny and a host of other celebrities returned to their embarrassing teenage years.
And the Queen Vic star wasn’t shy when it came to admitting the special ‘first’ he shared with the Material Girl babe.
Danny said: “My first w**k was Madonna – I was a big fan.
“It wasn’t the girls in school. My first ‘pedal’ [pedal and crank] was over Madonna, mid-80s – when she was fit. took her a Walnut Whip she let you feel her boobs, 100 percent true.
“There was a queue of about four of us once. You’d go round the side of her house and just... all for a Walnut Whip.”
James also revealed he was the butt of an embarrassing joke that went around about his pubic hair.
He revealed: “A real joke was ‘I heard James Corden found a pube last night and then he pissed out of it.”