My mate Keith de­serves this so much!

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GOOD luck to Abbey Clancy, who’s writ­ten her first book, an erotic Mills and Boon novel.

She’s done well for her­self and good on her. Like me, she’s come from noth­ing.

I’m sure that my fans would love me to write an au­to­bi­og­ra­phy but it’s a lot of has­sle. I’m not sure I’d write one, but I’d like to con­trib­ute to a book with my ex­pe­ri­ences of the in­dus­try.

That re­minds me, I was sent a copy of a book by porn star Ava Koxxx, which was re­ally nice of her. It’s got loads of juicy stuff in it so ev­ery­one should go buy it. TAL­ENTED: Leigh AKA Keith GREAT to see my mate Keith Lemon – whose real name is Leigh Fran­cis – win a TV BAFTA.

I was on his show Bo’ Selecta once with that Bob Mor­timer guy.

Leigh was the lit­tle bear who gets a hard-on dur­ing an in­ter­view. But un­for­tu­nately I didn’t get to touch his fake willy, though I was sin­gle at the time so I prob­a­bly would have if he’d asked me.

I played a bar­maid and I had to pull a few pints while I got chat­ted up by Bob.

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