My mate Keith deserves this so much!
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GOOD luck to Abbey Clancy, who’s written her first book, an erotic Mills and Boon novel.
She’s done well for herself and good on her. Like me, she’s come from nothing.
I’m sure that my fans would love me to write an autobiography but it’s a lot of hassle. I’m not sure I’d write one, but I’d like to contribute to a book with my experiences of the industry.
That reminds me, I was sent a copy of a book by porn star Ava Koxxx, which was really nice of her. It’s got loads of juicy stuff in it so everyone should go buy it. TALENTED: Leigh AKA Keith GREAT to see my mate Keith Lemon – whose real name is Leigh Francis – win a TV BAFTA.
I was on his show Bo’ Selecta once with that Bob Mortimer guy.
Leigh was the little bear who gets a hard-on during an interview. But unfortunately I didn’t get to touch his fake willy, though I was single at the time so I probably would have if he’d asked me.
I played a barmaid and I had to pull a few pints while I got chatted up by Bob.